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Here’s what’s left of the Camry, apparently. Another news item reports that industry professionals have been highly critical of the President’s bodyguards for allowing the Camry to get anywhere near the President’s car. “According to regulations, the vehicle closest to the President should have run the [intruding] car off the road…. It’s possible,” the report notes, “that the guards were confused by the Moscow plates on the Toyota Camry.”
They must have thought: Oh, they’re from Moscow. No one from Moscow could possibly want to hurt us.

Here’s what’s left of the Camry, apparently. Another news item reports that industry professionals have been highly critical of the President’s bodyguards for allowing the Camry to get anywhere near the President’s car. “According to regulations, the vehicle closest to the President should have run the [intruding] car off the road…. It’s possible,” the report notes, “that the guards were confused by the Moscow plates on the Toyota Camry.”

They must have thought: Oh, they’re from Moscow. No one from Moscow could possibly want to hurt us.

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