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traffic expert?
Some people say, How can you be Moscow’s premier traffic expert when you don’t even have a car there and don’t yourself spend hours and hours sitting in traffic?
The question answers itself: If I were a driver, I’d be sitting in traffic instead of writing this. There are thousands—hundreds of thousands—of traffic experts much more expert than myself, but their voices cannot be heard through the tinted windows of their black Mercedes, behind which they die their silent deaths.
I speak for them.
